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If that one lady had to fake being kidnapped to avoid her marriage, whats this girl gonna have to do to gt out of this??? Option 1: Move to Germany. Option 2: Kill Herself. Thats about it. because if this guy is willing to go to this length, theres no telling where he will follow her. But let me re-iterate, that its not the act that we are making fun of here, but the quality of the photo mixed with the plane jane statement. You would think that if you have been seeing someone long enough to ask them to marry you, you could ad least find a picture where you had combed your hair, or didnt look like a serial killer/child molester! Check out the commentary below for a full force slaying by the fabulous 3 and one random ass mike kelly!

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Here it is, POST # 100!!! And boy is it a whopper! Warped Tour 08 was a dirty, Bloody, Sweaty mess of fun Jiffy Madness. It was hot as hell with no shade in sight, but it didn't stop the rockin or the punks from fist pumpin. So many people had dirty filthy feet that I couldn't even attempt to take a pic of them all. But what We got for you to see is the very best of the best, and If our crude commentary hasn't offended you by now, then were probably friends or your just as twisted. Thanks for all the support so far, It's a terrible hobby we have, cataloging the redidculous, but weve enjoyed every second of it. Because like I've said before, We can't make this stuff up!

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Like many posts on this site, there many things that words just can't describe, but this time we are gonna give it our best!!! We should have seen it coming, but now it's to late, Carboardicon (The Transformer that changes from a mini fridge box to a mini fridge box with arm holes and a boombox) is here to dance his ass off! And yes folks, that is the Transformers theme song he is dancing to. I was gonna lay the audio over the video for you but I wanted you to see it in it's rawest form. Bruce Bruce was laughing so hard when he called, it sounded like the weasing noise you would hear if someone popped a hole in a hot air balloon. Just take notice to the complex tape harnes he has used to hold the speakers from the boom to his head. He is top heavy as hell. There is a small part of me that wants to see someone just body check him in that thing...ok so its a big part! watch the Video, Listen to the commentary, and have a happy 4th of Jiffy July!!!

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It's not very often you get to see a DeLorean crusing around town, but every time I do see one, I cant help but wonder why they don't have a Flux Capacitor in the back window or a Mr. Fusion? How can you drive one of these things around and still be serious. I would at least have to have a liscense plate or a sticker that said "1.21 Gigowatts or 88mph or Bust" on it! For a car that was supposed to look futuristic, this thing looks like Johnny 5's retarded brother. But hey, at least it's doors open with a minimum required space (video). And just incase you were wondering about getting one of these things, you can actually get a refurbished one for about the price of Scion. So you gotta ask yourself, what would Micheal J Fox do?...You know.

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In honor of the fact that Jiffy Feet has almost reached it's 100th post, which is scary when you consider we've only been up and running since November of '06, I would like to formally introduce the Crew and Correspondants who risk there lives day in and day out to bring you the most gut busting and down right rediculous photos possible. I would also like to take this moment to remind you that all of the photos and content on this site are 100% original. No internet regurgitation here. Seriously, we couldn't make this stuff up. Also in honor of the 100th post, we will be implementing a New Look, Photogallery, and Audio Commentry to make the site even better. So take a moment and meet the crew that brings you the very best Jiffy Feet material possible!!! And thanks in advance for checking us out and supporting our terrible habit. The Bad Karma is now irreversable - Sincerly the JFC.

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They See me rollin..., they hatin..., I took my curlers out and they tryin to catch me Ridin Curly! This takes the term O.G. to new heights...Original Granny! This old Bat ain't even playin with the top down, screaming out. I first saw the plate and then was like oh my, thats a granny beind the wheel of a convertable mustang witha vanity plate. I guess it's never to late to go fast. I bet she makes all the guys at the VA's pacemakers skip a beat.  And she got the Blue Blockers on! Go head with your bad self granny!

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We are the Knights who say "Who's freakin idea was it to come out into the public and practice joust in this hot ass home made armor"? These guys were whoppin the shit out of each other, and apparently had some type of points system going because it was kinda like fencing but much less gracefull. And just FYI, there swords/batons were pvc pipe wrapped in duct tape, and the shields had some edges held on with tie straps. We kept waiting for the guy in the back to come charging out and ransack the juggernaut on the right. He was like 6'7"-300lbs. We just kept laughing about the fact that they were in the park practicing where everyone could see them, like it was a normal thing to see knights battle jousting in the park. If you live in AB, keep your eyes peeled. It was funny to watch.


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The dividing line between BUSINESS and PLEASURE has never looked so clear!!! Now we know why it hurt Jesus to love us so much... Because he gave us hair to warm our heads and look what mankind has done to it! Just when we thought the mullet couldn't get any worse, this fabulous cut comes along. I've never seen a cut like this all my mullet watching years, this "Hatchback Mullet" is the first of its kind. And I have to give credit where it is due, to up-and-coming jiffy correspondant "The KAT". You have seriously captured the "Sasquatch" of all mullets. And even though I know the Jesus shirt is probably a joke, I still can't help to think about the Blasphemy that is going on in this picture. Jesus shirt+Cigarrette+Alcoholic Beverage+Really Bad Haircut=Something Not good. The look on the girls face just screams...WTF? But Seriously Sir...My hat is off to you for having the balls to go outside like this. There a very few humans who have had the courage to rock a mullet that could change the world, and you just single handidly caused it to skip a beat.

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