Overview wank. (wa ng k.) - 1.) a clever technique or person or the result of such cleverness We are based upon individuals & the talents they throwdown & supportive of all likes of people doing whatever it is they love to do to maintain an active, youthful, talented, interesting lifestyle. We def. don't take everything in life so seriously & live each day to its fullest! Here is a list of other random meanings behind WANK & where they are found. Some crazy & some not so. Look around....WANK.™ers are everywhere. WANK: /wangk/ [Columbia University: probably by mutation from Commonwealth slang] Used much as hack is elsewhere, as a noun denoting a clever technique or person or the result of such cleverness. May describe (negatively) the act of hacking for hacking's sake ("Quit wanking, let's go get supper!") or (more positively) a wizard. "wanky" describes something particularly clever (a person, program, or algorithm). Conversations can also get wanky when there are too many wanks involved. This excess wankiness is signalled by an overload of the "wankometer" (compare bogometer). When the wankometer overloads, the conversation's subject must be changed, or all non-wanks will leave. Compare "neep-neeping" (under neep-neep). Usage: US only. In Britain and the Commonwealth this word is *extremely* rude and is best avoided unless one intends to give offense. Source: The Free On-line Dictionary of Computing, © 1993-2004 Denis Howe WANK: /wangk/ n.,v.,adj. [Columbia University: prob. by mutation from Commonwealth slang] Used much as hack is elsewhere, as a noun denoting a clever technique or person or the result of such cleverness. May describe (negatively) the act of hacking for hacking's sake ("Quit wanking, let's go get supper!") or (more positively) a wizard. Adj. `wanky' describes something particularly clever (a person, program, or algorithm). Conversations can also get wanky when there are too many wanks involved. This excess wankiness is signalled by an overload of the `wankometer' (compare bogometer). When the wankometer overloads, the conversation's subject must be changed, or all non-wanks will leave. Compare `neep-neeping' (under neep-neep). Usage: U.S. only. In Britain and the Commonwealth this word is _extremely_ rude and is best avoided unless one intends to give offense. Adjectival `wanky' is less offensive and simply means `stupid' or `broken' (this is mainstream in Great Britain). Source: Jargon File 4.2.0 WANK: This article is about Wank, a mountain in the Bavarian Alps. Wank is a mountain in the Bavarian Alps, by Garmisch-Partenkirchen in Germany, close to the Austrian border. It is 1780m tall, and is served by a cable car, the Wankbahn, which in twenty minutes takes one virtually to the peak (valley station 728m, mountain station 1742m). It is possible to spend a night at the peak of the Wank, in an inn called the Wankhaus which was built in 1911. From there are views over Garmisch and Partenkirchen. From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. WANK: Worms Against Nuclear Killers (worm virus released on the VMX network SPAN in October 1989) (Source OneLook® .com) WANK: Rubbish, useless, nonsense. E.g."I wish I hadn't brought that new CD, it's wank!" Exclam. Exclamation of annoyance or expressing disbelief. (Source © COPYRIGHT of the dictionary and all graphics belong to J.M.DUCKWORTH 1996-2005. All rights reserved.) WANK: Something which belies self-indulgent or egotistical behaviour: This movie is a complete wank; A three thousand dollar weekend to get in touch with yourself - what a wank! 4. a person exhibiting self-indulgent behaviour; a wanker. --phrase 5. wank off, (used imperatively) go away; piss off! 6. wank on, to talk at length. 7. wank oneself, to maintain an illusion; deceive oneself. [a nasalised variant of whack (see defs 4 and 5)] (Source © 2003 Macquarie Library Pty. LTD. All rights reserved.)